Proof positive that Alessandra is an abusive partner:
- Step 1: Invite your girlfriend to sing some songs at your party.
- Step 2: Rob her blind, she gets pissed.
- Step 3: Tell her a riddle, giving her an existential crisis that paralyzes her.
- Step 4: Apologize profusely to win her back.
- Step 5: Profit!
- Step 6: When you've had enough, don't forget to also extract her life force!