Born to dash, won't get her ass smashed

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Snapoid · 60

Grapefruit slice atop a pile of other slices

Strategy

Core:

Additional:

  • Bewitching is the most important card here since it guarantees to play certain cards to gain many resources
  • Sparrow Mask helps to avoid getting horror sometimes. Plus, it allows to pass skill test with Pilfer to get it back on hand
  • Backpack helps to find important assets (Meat Cleaver, Sparrow Mask, Track Shoes). Plus, it reduces size of the current playing deck to increasy probability of getting events and skills
  • Reckless Assault is very powerful with Meat Cleaver. It almost guarantees to pass skill test and heal horror.
  • Belly of the Beast helps to find clues in locations with high skill test or where less than three clues (to save resources for using Pilfer in appropriate locations)
  • Hoods can be just killed with Hatchet + Meat Cleaver

Development path

  1. Bewitching (Attach: Grift, Pilfer, I'll take that!)
  2. (Cheap Shot) x 2 => (Sweeping Kick) x 2
  3. (Pilfer) x 1 => Pilfer
  4. (I'll take that!) + (Grift) => (Hatchet) x 2
  5. I'll take that! => Easy Mark (Attach to Bewitching)
  6. (Fire Axe) x 2 => (Easy Mark) x 2
  7. Pilfer => Pilfer
  8. (Stunning Blow) x 2 => (Inquisitive) x 2
  9. (Backpack) x 2 => (Backpack) x 2
  10. (Lucky!) x 2 => (Lucky!) x 2
  11. (Peter Sylvestre) x 2 => (Peter Sylvestre) x 2
  12. (Lucky!) x 2 => (Lucky!) => x 2

Explanation:

  1. Bewitching helps to play certain powerful cards. In this case it gives much resources using cards
  2. Sweeping Kick is just better than Cheap Shot since Rita has medium strength and her ability on evade. This card can deal 3 damage with just one resource
  3. Pilfer helps to find much clues. Since it's attached to Bewitching, it's guaranteed to have clue-finding potential
  4. Since we have all resource giving cards on Bewitching we don't need their duplicated anymore. It's better to replace them. Hatchet is just a card made for Rita. It's very powerful
  5. Easy Mark is more reliable because it doesn't require skill test. Moreover, it increases Bewitching potential with its search-ability
  6. Since we have Hatchet we don't need Fire Axe anymore. All hands are taken
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  8. Inquisitive helps to take back Pilfer card. Sparrow Mask isn't always enough to do it.
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Спортсменка на скользкой дорожке

Grapefruit slice atop a pile of other slices

Достижение. Результат. Превосходство. Это всё, что волновало Риту в последние несколько лет. Кто-то скажет, что всё это из-за детских обид, но это будут всего лишь слова завистников, глотающих пыль неудач. Ибо это всё, что оставляет им Рита, устремляясь далеко вперёд на пути к собственному совершенству.

Некоторые называют Риту "не шипко смышлёной" (2 знания :( ). Однако завидев её в коридорах в объятиях главного красавчика Кампуса, Питера Сильвестра, даже они проглатывают языки и молча отводят завистливые глаза в сторону, стараясь не замечать горькой правды: Рита лучше. Обаятельнее. Успешнее.

Однако, непревзойдённый успех часто приносит в жизнь и новые знакомства. А вместе с ними приходят и новые увлечения. Кроме того, добиться успеха и быть лучшей можно не только по одну сторону закона. А если ты ещё и умеешь быстро бегать, то на этом можно ещё и неплохо подзаработать...

1 comments

Mar 06, 2026 Oddity · 1

Oh, great Rita, don't leave me in the dust, please