Absent-minded Mandy

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You've lost your bookmark! You'll have to search deep into your textbook to find your place. Search more and more to get the scary parts out of the way and make better use of your scholarship money and lab research.

When you first arrive on campus, remember your alma mater's motto:
"Keep secrets laid on Mr. "Rook" until you find your favorite book."

Like any good college kid, fill your backpack with jewelry, textbooks, and drugs
Be ready for any emergency pop quizzes.
Dig out your old notes from the trash once you realize how valuable they are.

Absent-minded upgrades, or "Get your shit together Mandy!"
First upgrade should obviously be buying a new bookmark.
Buy cooler jewelry for graduation.
Work from home! With your college knowledge, you can grab an astounding amount of clues from all over the map—without leaving the comfort of your couch!
Cook up some hard-hitting or heart-racing drugs, depending on what mama needs.
Once you're whacked out of your mind, you'll better understand the nature of reality for a ton of action compression.
And if you do decide to leave the house, try to remember where you're going...

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